Saturday, October 29, 2005


I have dreams like this all the time. Posted by Picasa

Hey! Just who is doing the biting around here? Posted by Picasa

Too much Dr. Pepper perhaps? Posted by Picasa

Botox? Posted by Picasa

Big dogs! Landing on my face! Posted by Picasa

"You better stay away from him! He'll rip your lungs out Jim!"

Okay. Zombies (or ghouls - whatever). Check. Vampires (with hyenas and rats). Check. Ghosts (and supernatural weather conditions) Check. Let's see, what other Halloween critters can you think of? Little whinning bratty snot-nose kids dressed as the latest stupid cartoon charcters that barely say "Trick or treat!" and then complain about what you give them. Yeah. There are always lots of those. Kind of makes you wish a werewolf would jump out of the bushes and rip the little ingrates appart! Hey, there's an idea!

An American Werewolf in London

Werewolves are a staple of European folklore. In fact, were-creatures are a common folk belief throughout the world. The animals vary by region. There are weretigers in India, werefoxes in China, even weresharks in Polynesia!

There are several variations on the European werewolf myth. During ancient times it was believed that a werewolf could change whenever he or she wished. Additionaly, it was not automatically assumed that werewolves were evil in those days. Later it became firmly established that werewolves were minions of Satan - just like witches.

Like vampires, werewolves were associated with disease. Many people were tortured and killed because they were suspected of being werewolves.

The "classic" werewolf mythology that we know today - full moon, wolvesbane, mark of the beast, you will become one if bitten but not killed, the werewolf not remembering what was done in wolf form, destroyed by silver - was created from different folklore beliefs by Curt Siodmak, the writer of The Wolfman (Universal 1941).

The Plot:

David and Jack are two young Americans who have just started their cross-Europe hitchiking tour in nothern England. They stop at a pub in a little town and are told by several people to "Stay on the road," and "Keep off the moors!" and "Beware the moonlight!" Once they leave the pub - at night - they head right across the moors. Oops. The full moon comes out, and suddenly they are attacked! Jack is killed and David injured before the locals show up and shoot their attacker.

The Hook:

You did read the title of the movie above, right?

The Goodies:

I love this movie. In my opinion it is one of the best werewolf movies ever made.

In order for any werewolf movie to work it has to get certain features of the mythology right. The hero - who is usually the werewolf himself - has to be likable. If the audience does not like the hero they will not care what happens to him and subsequently not be very involved in the story. Most of the people in the film must not beleive in werewolves, especially the hero, in order to set the stage for the terrifying truth that werewolves are real and the hero is one. The transformation scenes must be done well. The werewolf problem must be resolved somehow by the end of the film. And most impotant of all, the tragic aspect of the situation must be examined.

An American Werewolf in London nails these crucial story elements.

The hero is David Kessler, played by David Naughton (if you are old enough, you may remember him as the Dr. Pepper guy. "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"). David is an average collage age American guy. He is smart, funny and seems like someone you would like to have as a friend.

The film was released in 1981 and is set in the modern contemporary world. No one believes in silly stuff like werewolves! Except for the townsfolk of East Proctor. They do believe, in fact they know werewolves are real, and they take great pains to keep it all a secret. "Should the world know our business?!"

When David eventually turns into a werewolf the transformation scene is fantastic! We see it all, and since it comes at the end of a funny little musical montage the sudden transformation is a real shock. The effects for this scene, which were designed by Rick Baker, won the Acadamy Award for best special effects. The thing that really sells this scene is the fact that it is played as being a terrifying and excruciatingly painful process. Even if you think David is just a goof, the pain and fear he goes through in this scene implants a ton of sympathy for the character.

The tragic element is well played out. We feel pain for David, his friend Jack, the people David kills, and Alex, David's new found love interest. The film starts out with two friends bopping around the English countryside and just gets more and more painfull for all of these characters until the climax is reached at the very end of the film.

But An American Werewolf in London does not just get the required elements of werewolf mythology right - it adds it's own special refinements and other features to become a very well balanced and entertaining film.

It takes a while for David to realize that he is a werewolf. He has some very strange and frightening dreams and has conversations with his dead and rapidly decomposing friend Jack. The dialog in these scenes is wonderful and funny. After the initial shock, they just talk like nothing much happened - except for the bad news Jack drops on David. These events lead David to the conclusion that he is going insane. And because the film plays out for a bit of time without any werewolf scenes, the viewer might think he is correct. Perhaps there is no werewolf and the whole thing is a psychological thriller. Then we are hit in the face with that transformation scene!

One of the things Jack tells David is a bit of new werewolf lore (well, at least it is new to werewolf movies). It seems that none of his victims can rest in peace until he (David) dies. They are doomed to walk the earth as living dead until the werewolf bloodline is severed. I thought that was a cool little twist.

An American Werewolf in London was written and directed by John Landis. Landis was known for his comedies like Animal House and The Blues Brothers. And now he has made a horror filck? People must have wondered if the movie would work as a horror film. It does - very well, but that does not mean that a few of Landis' trademarks are missing.

The film is full of humor, none of which takes away from the horror or tragic aspects of the story. In fact the humor makes the film better, it helps move the non-scary scenes along and provides welcome contrast to the frights and blood.

All of John Landis' movies have great music in them and An American Werewolf in London is no exception. the original music score was done by Elmer Bernstein and is supplimented by several popular songs - all of which have something to do with the moon! Get it?

And, of course, it would not be a John Landis film without a big old multivehicle crash scene!

Great Lines:

At the start of the film, when David and Jack get out of the back of a truck full of sheep, Jack (played by Griffin Dunne) looks back and says, "Bye girls!"

Dr. Hirsch (John Woodvine) tells David, "I'm sure if there were a monster roaming around northern England, we would have seen it on the telly."

When the dead Jack first talks to David he mentions that he is surrounded by the dead and asks, "Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"

When Jack insists that David must kill himself, David's reply is, "I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!"

David wakes up naked at the London zoo after his first transformation. He tricks a little boy and takes his balloons to cover himself. The boy goes back to his mother and says, "A naked American man stole my balloons!"

While discussing how he should kill himself in a porno theater with his dead victims (now that's humor!), David asks, "Don't I need a silver bullet?" Jack rolls his eyes and says, "Oh be serious!"

To use an advertising phrase; if you are only going to see one werewolf movie this Hallloween, see An American Werewolf in London.

I do have one problem with this movie. David turns into a werewolf on two consecutive nights. Isn't it technically only a full moon for one night a month? Oh well, nothing is perfect.

Finally, I would like to mention Jenny Agutter who plays Nurse Alex Price. I am not a Catholic, but I have a confession to make. I have had a crush on Jenny Agutter ever since my sister took me to see Logan's Run in 1976! She is pretty and sexy and just damn cute all at once. And her voice! Oh Lord! The scene in the hospital were she, wearing a sexy nurses uniform, gets in bed with David and says, "Shall I be forced to feed you David?" Whoa Nelly! You have no idea how much I love that scene. Trust me you have no idea.

And now for a creature of a different sort - Bert Grant's Hopzilla IPA.

Yeah, I know what you are thinking - what the heck is IPA!? IPA stands for India Pale Ale. You see, when the Brits made India a part of the British Empire, they had to station quite a few troops over there to keep the peace. In other words, to stop Indians from thinking that they had any rights what so ever. These troops wanted beer. It was always a good idea to keep the troops happy, so the government made deals with brewers to ship over English ale. Well, that did not turn out so good. Remember, ale is stored at room temperature, but it gets a bit hotter in India than in England and the trip by ship was very long. The beer often arrived spoiled. So, the brewers experimented and came up with an ale that was higher in alcohol content (so as to keep it from spoiling too quickly) and a bit lighter than traditional English ales. The troops loved it. IPA was born.

Bert Grant's Hopzilla IPA (Yakima Brewing & Malting Co., Yakima, WA) focuses on another aspect of IPA, the fact that it was, and is, usually very hopped. What does that mean? Simply that hops are added to the beer more than once during the brewing process. Hopzilla is triple hopped, so hops are added at three different stages of production.

ABV = 5.00% (rather low for an IPA) and IBU = 90+ (due to the triple hopping).

Color: Hopzilla has a nice light amber color and is slightly cloudy due to the triple hopping.

Aroma: Hops hops and more hops! A sharp resin-like aroma from the high hop content. Hops yield an acid which makes beer sour and a resin which provides aroma.

Hopzilla forms a quasi-persistent head that fades soon after pouring. What do you think of that BB?

Well, from the build-up I bet you already have an idea of how this beer tastes. It is slightly sweet at first, but that quickly changes to sour and ends with a powerfully bitter finish. The aftertaste is strong and long lasting. This is a beer that you can taste hours later when you belch. And that is all due to the hops. However, the taste is smooth, it has no sudden jolt and never degenerates into a skunk funk.

Bert Grant's Hopzilla IPA is a good beer - if you want maximum hop effect. I have to say that it is not a beer I would necessarily buy again. I like beers that offer a little bit more complexity of flavor. If you dig hops, try it.

Don't say I did not warn you.

Two more days to Halloween! If you would like to watch my final Halloween movie, it is on A&E tonight at 8:00pm EST.

-BigRuta

Thursday, October 27, 2005


Yeah sure, it all starts with beer! Posted by Picasa

Ouchies! Posted by Picasa

All single moms looked like that in the 70's. Posted by Picasa

Wonder what that means? Posted by Picasa

Bye bye babysitter! Posted by Picasa

Man of the cross. Posted by Picasa

Old is good. Posted by Picasa

"Ah the sea! It's like a big blue ... watery thing!"

What is it, I ask you, about quaint little seaside towns that draws the supernatural like leggy supermodels to ugly rockstars? Anyone who has ever read Poe, Lovecraft, King or Koontz or seen any of thousands of cheap horror flicks knows that ghosts just love to vacation by the shore. Is it the fresh sea air? The stirring vistas? Maybe spooks just dig chowder. Or maybe it's just that it is so damn easy to hide in...

The Fog

The Fog was made in 1979 by John Carpenter. Right after he made the smash hit Halloween. Now, before you ask, no - I am not going to include Halloween in my Halloween movie reviews. Yeah, I know it seems the obvious choice, but I have always felt it was more of a psycho type slasher film than a tale of the supernatural. And the prime criteria for my Halloween movies is that they deal with the supernatural. Don't agree? Too bad. It's my blog.

The Plot:

The citizens of Antonio Bay are getting ready to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the founding of their quaint little seaside town. When the clock strikes midnight on the morning of Founder's Day, strange things start to happen and a mysterious fog approaches...

The Hook:

Unknown to the good townsfolk, Antonio Bay was founded with funds stolen from the estate of a certain Mr. Blake. Blake was a wealthy merchant captain and the leader of a group of lepers. Blake asked the people living in what was to become Antonio Bay if he could found a leper colony near their settlement. Six prominent citizens agreed that this would not do. Everyone knows lepers lower property values. So, 100 years ago, when Captain Blake saw the light of a bonfire through the thick fog his ship full of lepers was trapped in, he assumed it was the settlers guiding him to safe harbor. But it was a trick. The fire was set by the six conspirators, and led Blake's ship onto the rocks offshore. All of Blake's people died and the conspirators got his gold.

You can see what's coming a mile away, can't you?

Well, one of the reasons The Fog is such a good little ghost story is that the entire picture I have laid out for you above is only slowly revealed to the audience. Just a little bit at a time. That gives us time to meet some of the people of Antonio Bay.

Stevie Wayne (Adrienne Barbeau - the future Mrs. John Carpenter) is a single mom from Chicago who owns and operates, and is the sole DJ of, the local radio station that broadcasts from the lighthouse. Her son Andy, amazingly enough, is not an annoying little brat.

Elizabeth Solly (Jamie Lee Curtis - Carpenter wrote a part for her because he liked her job in Halloween) is a hitchhiking artist who is picked up by fisherman Nick Castle (Tom Atkins) and immediately jumps in bed with him! Yeah! 1979 rocked!

Kathy Williams (Janet Leigh - Jamie's mom) is the prime mover in the anniversary celebrations.

Father Malone (Hal Holbrook - for once not playing Mark Twain) - the drunk priest of the old (meaning original) town church.

These are the main characters that help move the story along. The other townsfolk we meet are just undead leper chow. Mmmm...undead leper chow!

Oh yeah, there is one more very important character. The fog. That is the way Carpenter envisioned it; that the fog itself would be a central character in the film, and he did a good job of achieving that vision.

The Goodies:

Well, after the weirdness at midnight (phones ringing, lots of mysterious shaking, lights going on and off, car horns blowing, TV going on by itself, things moving around without the aid of people, etc.) Father Malone finds his grandfather's journal. It was hidden inside the wall of the church and dislodged by the shaking. Turns out Father Malone's grandfather was also a priest, and as we soon learn, one of the six conspirators. Okay, so a priest's grandfather was also a priest? Do yourself a favor and don't think about that one too much.

While Father Malone learns the horrible truth, starts drinking and moans, "We're all cursed!", a fishing boat is the first to encounter the strange fog. What's so strange about it? Well it glows and it moves against the wind. When the fishermen go on deck to see what they can see, they see an old seaweed covered sailing ship running alongside. You see? Hmm, spooky fog bank, ghostship - yeah, this ain't going to turn out good.

Once the sun has come up, Andy spies a gold coin in the surf! But when he goes to get it, it turns into a board with the word 'DANE' inscribed on it. He takes it to Stevie, who naturally takes it to work. Once at the radio station, the board oozes seawater, bursts into flame and changes to '6 MUST DIE' while a phantom voice on the tape player suddenly says "Damn them all!" When Stevie puts out the fire, the board reads 'DANE' again. Scared and confused, Stevie checks with the weather station to see if that odd fog bank is still around. She gets to listen while the weather guy says that the fog has just reached his post - and then she hears him killed!

Meanwhile, Father Malone tells Kathy what happened 100 years ago to the lepers on Blake's ship the Elizabeth Dane. "Our festival is a travesty," he says, "We're celebrating murder!"

The fishing boat is found adrift with all the crew dead. The doctor says that the man he examines looks as if he has been underwater for over a week! The doctor's name is never said, but in the credits it is listed as Dr. Anton Phibes! Hee hee hee!

Another horror reference is made when people refer to 'Arkham Reef'. Don't get it? Google the word arkham.

The fog moves inshore and disables the phone lines and powerplant! Stevie uses her radio station to warn people about the fog, giving directions so that they can stay away from it. She eventually tells them to get to the old church if they can. Well, guess where the fog ends up?

The Fog is a great little modern ghost story. It is well paced and for the most part well acted. Many of the fog effects that have since become common in films were used for the first time. The music does a good job of building tension and is similar to the music in Halloween. Not a big surprise as John Carpenter wrote most of the music for both movies. In fact, his group, The Coupe DeVilles is actually featured on a record played by Stevie!

The Fog did not do all that great at the boxoffice. This is probably due to it not being seen as innovative as Halloween. That is a shame because The Fog is a great spook flick with just as many scares as Halloween and cooler antagonists. Watch it at night with the lights off!

Yuengling - oldest extant brew in 'Merica!

Yuengling (YING-ling) Traditional Lager is brewed at D. G. Yuengling & Sons, Inc. in Pottsville, Pennsylvania. The brewery was founded in 1829 and is the oldest extant brewery in the United States.

ABV = 4.90% IBU = 10 to 20 I would guess.

Color: A rich amber, not quite ruby colored but darker than most lagers.

Aroma: Soft, malty with just a slight hint of hops. Some reviewers say that they detect a corn component in the aroma.

Yuengling Traditional Lager forms a nice foamy white persistent head with small dense bubbles.


The taste is very clean and mellow, crisp and refreshing. There is a slight sweet malty character which gently moves to a not too bitter hop finish. The aftertaste is mildly hoppy and lasts for a moment or two after you swallow.

Yuengling Traditional Lager is made in the style of American lagers of the 19th century, before the least common denominator rule of judging lager taste became prevalent.

Yuengling Traditional Lager is a great beer for introducing friends to American micro or "craft" beers. It is close enough to mass market lagers that it will not frighten less adventurous beer drinkers, but different enough to let them get an idea of the kind of variety that can be found in American beer.

Highly recommended.

Just four more days until Halloween!

-BigRuta

Tuesday, October 25, 2005


Renfield. Yeah he's nuts in this version too. Posted by Picasa

Orlok you old dog! Posted by Picasa

Uhhh...Gee thanks! Posted by Picasa

Sit-ups are good for the abs. Posted by Picasa

A clue perhaps? Posted by Picasa

Have you tried new Coolmint Listerine? Posted by Picasa